Why Underwear is Important
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
superman and wonderwoman
One fine day Superman was flying around doing a routine patrol when he found himself over Wonder Woman’s penthouse. He decided to “Look in” on her using his x-ray vision.
Much to his surprise, Wonder Woman was lying on the bed, stark naked, with her legs apart and pointed straight up.
“Boy, said Superman to himself. “What an opportunity this is! Using my super speed, I could swoop in through the open window, in-and-out her a couple of times, and fly out again. And she’ll never know it happened. It’ll be the fullfillment of a life long dream.
And so Superman did just that. He swooped it, did the mischievious deed, and flew out again. And while Wonder Woman didn’t see anything, she did hear the “swoosh” caused by Superman’s entry and exit, and she felt the breeze thus created.
“What was that?” Wonder Woman asked aloud.
“I don’t know,” replied Invisible Man. “But all of a sudden, boy does my a$$ hurt!”
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