nothing to do..so find out joke's to joked...lol...

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng : I am a proud father, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

Enjoy it...

cold~~COLD night...

I'm here back...blogging....lol...why i like to blong at night de le....
Actually also nothing la..is just that i have nothing to do onli blog onli.....
Today i felt the night is so lonely...nothing much happen
Sit down at home also so boring...the window is open i can feel the air outside coming toward inside the house
slow and solf the air that i felt...It"s so nice....
but again is cold....very cold...my fan i on it at 1st 3 and around 8something....
But as time go on...my fan now i putting 1 only...and yet i can feel then coldness...
the night is so nice cold like im in the western country...lol...
I'm just dreaming onli....
I KNOW THAT~~!!HAHAHAA

It's going to be 1 o'clock....feel a bit sleepy dy le....
so i will end it here haha...cold cold night..
live move on tomoro...

Gud niTE and MorNing at the same time....lol....
12.44am...

YAY...~~~!!!Happy HAPPY....

Hmmmmm......why am i so happy bout...wakakaka.... Yup Yup...correct for ppl who know's me de...hahaha... finally my CAR have return to me...wakakak....is so nice....damn happy about this few day's...it have been fix already le...But 1 thing is my car they dont do it as i aspect it to be le...wuwuwu... At 1st look at the car it was nice but then i slowly check the thing that my dad call me to check....i found out thy dont do good job le.... a few thing that is not very good example my car front door the left side the mirror when pull down that time at have sound that is kinda annoying....then the side mirror is didnt paint it nicely...ARRRRHHHH~~~!!!!!THAT"S IT i can't take it anymore...i told my dad....then last sat my dad drove to work then drop by there to call them to fix it.... thank's god...thy have fix it.....if not i will be cursing them like hell off them....After that my dad told me sure got something will not be perfect..YA is true and i admit it also.....wakaka....later on i will take my car to have tinted gain...damn...

I have to bare in my mind!!!i must not have anymore accident to this car....i was so so hurt when it's kena bang and enter hospital....wuwuwu~~~ok ok lo...for now that's all...