a few joke for the day...

Why Underwear is Important

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead



superman and wonderwoman

One fine day Superman was flying around doing a routine patrol when he found himself over Wonder Woman’s penthouse. He decided to “Look in” on her using his x-ray vision.

Much to his surprise, Wonder Woman was lying on the bed, stark naked, with her legs apart and pointed straight up.

“Boy, said Superman to himself. “What an opportunity this is! Using my super speed, I could swoop in through the open window, in-and-out her a couple of times, and fly out again. And she’ll never know it happened. It’ll be the fullfillment of a life long dream.

And so Superman did just that. He swooped it, did the mischievious deed, and flew out again. And while Wonder Woman didn’t see anything, she did hear the “swoosh” caused by Superman’s entry and exit, and she felt the breeze thus created.

“What was that?” Wonder Woman asked aloud.

“I don’t know,” replied Invisible Man. “But all of a sudden, boy does my a$$ hurt!”

Free For 1damn Week...zzzz

Finally i have done with my (on job training-a.k.a OJT)
YAy.....happy yup....
but for a moment onli...
Today have been back to my DAmn fucking college....
1st thing is to summit up my ojt thing....
2nd is take up my assigement or can say task...i know that shit is not many...rite!!??
3rd is going to register my self to the fucking diploma...
4th want to enter that another course but cant make it....fucked up....all of us just blind
up....canot do anything so stick with normal plan...diuzzz...
5th talk crap with my buddies....lolx.... me+fren= to talking crap joke and wat more surely
carzzz...
6th fucking car park charge me 10buck's for that fucking parking thing....that place not even
grand like that pavillion or timeSquare....or wat ever place....zzz

Then i was damn tired to do anything thing just went back 1st ting bath 2nd sleep....
then woke....didnt have my dinner..no mood...duno why....



Straight up go do my fucking task....it was a damn thick thing..... needed to arrange it some more...zzz then it's the most fucking thing is all that fucking thing is on MALAY~~~!!!!!
I study english...my book is english note english but the task is in MALAY!!!!!

im gonna scratch my head~~~guess wat thing is this~~~~lalalala...

felt too boring thing took some pic...lol...
i cant do it anymore for now....lol...stop dy
cont tomoro to work on that stupid shit.....

Signing off,
Yu3n

coolzy night...

To night is really the night that is so silent, how could i describe it??hmm....ok~~ this is how iz it....

A night that no sound didnt have the noice of vehicle passing by....
the night that is cold and windy....
i can feel the wind even i'm inside the house but some how i'm sitting beside the mirror
i know outside is going to rain soon...the storm/lighting can be seen like side by side....
but who care's hahaha...wait till rain come onli i close it...
night that when ur feeling sick feel anger feel moody this is the night that can bring you cool down

For me it suit's me bcoz in sick...but thx's god im on my way of recovering....
i have been suffering from fever since monday~~~
damn cham my whole body like going to explode and i like cant do anything...
the worst part is today early int the morning i waked up 4 someting cant sleep...
really damn fucked up.~~~~
everytime i want close my eye then my body become's hot hot.....
angry with it i didnt sleep lo..stay up till 7am...damn...
then i go see doc....not enough 8min that doc charge me 50buck~~!!!
but is ok lo....worth it...i'm damn recovering....



signing of here,
Yu3n
coolzy night but i'm sweating like hell...
that's all going to sleep...