a few joke for the day...

Why Underwear is Important

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead



superman and wonderwoman

One fine day Superman was flying around doing a routine patrol when he found himself over Wonder Woman’s penthouse. He decided to “Look in” on her using his x-ray vision.

Much to his surprise, Wonder Woman was lying on the bed, stark naked, with her legs apart and pointed straight up.

“Boy, said Superman to himself. “What an opportunity this is! Using my super speed, I could swoop in through the open window, in-and-out her a couple of times, and fly out again. And she’ll never know it happened. It’ll be the fullfillment of a life long dream.

And so Superman did just that. He swooped it, did the mischievious deed, and flew out again. And while Wonder Woman didn’t see anything, she did hear the “swoosh” caused by Superman’s entry and exit, and she felt the breeze thus created.

“What was that?” Wonder Woman asked aloud.

“I don’t know,” replied Invisible Man. “But all of a sudden, boy does my a$$ hurt!”

Free For 1damn Week...zzzz

Finally i have done with my (on job training-a.k.a OJT)
YAy.....happy yup....
but for a moment onli...
Today have been back to my DAmn fucking college....
1st thing is to summit up my ojt thing....
2nd is take up my assigement or can say task...i know that shit is not many...rite!!??
3rd is going to register my self to the fucking diploma...
4th want to enter that another course but cant make it....fucked up....all of us just blind
up....canot do anything so stick with normal plan...diuzzz...
5th talk crap with my buddies....lolx.... me+fren= to talking crap joke and wat more surely
carzzz...
6th fucking car park charge me 10buck's for that fucking parking thing....that place not even
grand like that pavillion or timeSquare....or wat ever place....zzz

Then i was damn tired to do anything thing just went back 1st ting bath 2nd sleep....
then woke....didnt have my dinner..no mood...duno why....



Straight up go do my fucking task....it was a damn thick thing..... needed to arrange it some more...zzz then it's the most fucking thing is all that fucking thing is on MALAY~~~!!!!!
I study english...my book is english note english but the task is in MALAY!!!!!

im gonna scratch my head~~~guess wat thing is this~~~~lalalala...

felt too boring thing took some pic...lol...
i cant do it anymore for now....lol...stop dy
cont tomoro to work on that stupid shit.....

Signing off,
Yu3n

coolzy night...

To night is really the night that is so silent, how could i describe it??hmm....ok~~ this is how iz it....

A night that no sound didnt have the noice of vehicle passing by....
the night that is cold and windy....
i can feel the wind even i'm inside the house but some how i'm sitting beside the mirror
i know outside is going to rain soon...the storm/lighting can be seen like side by side....
but who care's hahaha...wait till rain come onli i close it...
night that when ur feeling sick feel anger feel moody this is the night that can bring you cool down

For me it suit's me bcoz in sick...but thx's god im on my way of recovering....
i have been suffering from fever since monday~~~
damn cham my whole body like going to explode and i like cant do anything...
the worst part is today early int the morning i waked up 4 someting cant sleep...
really damn fucked up.~~~~
everytime i want close my eye then my body become's hot hot.....
angry with it i didnt sleep lo..stay up till 7am...damn...
then i go see doc....not enough 8min that doc charge me 50buck~~!!!
but is ok lo....worth it...i'm damn recovering....



signing of here,
Yu3n
coolzy night but i'm sweating like hell...
that's all going to sleep...

Fallen to sick.....

haiz why everytime also will sick de.....???hm....
sick sick sick..
not the fall in love sick is the really sick
got into the fever+trough pain=sleep whole day....
then now my whole body feelling pain like hell cant... i cant go to sleep anymore
if not i really duno how say jor...damn....

today ididnt work....wake up my face like duno how pucat till how to say...haha...
no need me to say dowan work...
my mummy terus say today no need work la...go tell your boss
i say oh ok.....can can....hgahha....
after that i have my breakfast....
i went back sleep....
still time 12 something....
that's why my back damn pain.....
lol...

going to end soon....

nice ma the sunset~~~~i duno why but now a day's i like to take that kind of photo...
everytime im not in mood see tis type of sunset...make me happy's back...
lol....

too sian'z dy nothing to do sit inside car take this pic...
damnit...it fall off from my seat belt...
however it look nice sitting at the dashboard there wakakaka...

took some of this memorable picture....going to end my training soon...~~~~
still left around 2weeks
HAppy end Sad....

It's Finally finally ended.....i have nothing to care bout dy lol...
i really can believe it....but some how it happend also...
omg.....you imagine it......
watching movie that time give ppl missed call by 100 to 200 time~~~!!!
wat the fuck wrong...with her??
does her know wat is dont disturb ma???
i just want to enjoy my 1 night movie..~~~~want to have a good rest....
why~~~!!!
after that movie all thing start's...

1.start agrue
2.drag her into my thing
3.felt sorry for her...
4.i was told playboy as her bitch...lol...sorry to say that....
5.make me moody...angry and fan....
6.life sucks....
7. last but the best thing finally end no more argue thing's told....

but some how that night was like all along have this word "DUNO"....
i had diner drink tea..
then have a walked....gone to the starbuck~~!!!laalala...
SAME old ICEd CAFfe MocHA....is caffene???
then we watched movied~~!!!


HOTEL FOR DOG"S
RATE:1.nice
2.funny/humour...
3.time not too short...
4.place is not cold....
avarage 4 star lo ****


that's it...
Singning off,
Yu3n

Everything finally come down....

It has finally come to an END.....
everything is explain and being tell....
nothing for me to say....
no more ppl going to be DRAG into it...
if some1 i have drag into
REALLY SORRY>>>!!!
i really mean....so so sorry.....


that's it....
im alone and single but not so fast to be available...
no ppl care dy hahaha....
i can do wat ever thing's i like....
FREEE~~~~~
WEEEEE~~~~~


signing of
Yu3n